Season 11

E1. Nangnangnangnang

Sep 26, 2013 · 21m

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

E2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Oct 3, 2013 · 21m

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.

E3. This Unblessed Biscuit

Oct 10, 2013 · 22m

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

E4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Oct 17, 2013 · 21m

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

E5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Oct 24, 2013 · 21m

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

E6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Nov 7, 2013 · 21m

When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

E7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Nov 14, 2013 · 21m

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

E8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Nov 21, 2013 · 21m

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

E9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Dec 5, 2013 · 21m

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

E10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Dec 12, 2013 · 21m

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

E11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Jan 2, 2014 · 21m

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

E12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Jan 9, 2014 · 21m

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

E13. Bite Me, Supreme Court

Jan 30, 2014 · 21m

Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

E14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Feb 6, 2014 · 21m

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

E15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Feb 27, 2014 · 21m

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

E16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Mar 6, 2014 · 21m

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

E17. Welcome Home, Jake

Mar 13, 2014 · 21m

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

E18. West Side Story

Apr 3, 2014 · 21m

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.

E19. Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Apr 10, 2014 · 22m

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.

E20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Apr 24, 2014 · 21m

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

E21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

May 1, 2014 · 21m

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

E22. Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

May 8, 2014 · 21m

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.