Season 9

E1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Sep 19, 2011 · 21m

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

E2. People Who Love Peepholes

Sep 26, 2011 · 21m

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

E3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Oct 3, 2011 · 20m

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

E4. Nine Magic Fingers

Oct 10, 2011 · 21m

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

E5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Oct 17, 2011 · 20m

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

E6. The Squat and Hover

Oct 24, 2011 · 21m

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

E7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Oct 31, 2011 · 19m

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

E8. Thank You for the Intercourse

Nov 7, 2011 · 21m

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

E9. Frodo's Headshots

Nov 14, 2011 · 21m

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

E10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Nov 21, 2011 · 21m

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

E11. What a Lovely Landing Strip

Dec 5, 2011 · 20m

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

E12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Dec 12, 2011 · 21m

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

E13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Jan 2, 2012 · 20m

Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

E14. A Possum on Chemo

Jan 16, 2012 · 20m

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

E15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Feb 6, 2012 · 21m

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

E16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Feb 13, 2012 · 20m

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

E17. Not in My Mouth!

Feb 20, 2012 · 19m

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

E18. The War Against Gingivitis

Feb 27, 2012 · 21m

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

E19. Palmdale, Ech

Mar 19, 2012 · 21m

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

E20. Grandma's Pie

Apr 9, 2012 · 21m

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

E21. Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

Apr 16, 2012 · 21m

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

E22. Why We Gave Up Women

Apr 30, 2012 · 21m

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

E23. The Straw in My Donut Hole

May 7, 2012 · 21m

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

E24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

May 14, 2012 · 21m

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.