Season 2

E1. Marooned (1)

Sep 16, 1978 · 60m

On a land excursion, the crew is kidnapped by an eccentric islander and must endure a hurricane.

E2. Marooned (2)

Sep 16, 1978 · 60m

On a land excursion, the crew is kidnapped by an eccentric islander and must endure a hurricane.

E3. Julie's Dilemma/Who's Who?/Rocky

Sep 23, 1978 · 60m

Julie's parents arrive on board the Pacific Princess and announce their plans to divorce; an author of morally uplifting pamphlets and a prim censor fall in love while sharing a cabin; a young girl's tomboy image falters after she receives her first kiss.

E4. The Man Who Loved Women/A Different Girl/Oh, My Aching Brother

Sep 30, 1978 · 60m

A man makes a move on three women; not knowing that they are travelling companions. Captain Stubbing's god son is taking a cruise with his wife, whom he married two years ago but his military duty kept him away. And two brothers who stage false injuries, so that they can sue the insurance company, have targeted the cruise line.

E5. Where is it Written?/Julie's Aunt/The Big Deal

Oct 14, 1978 · 60m

Captain Stubing's Uncle Cyrus uses every trick in his devious mind to get Julie alone, until her ""Aunt Phoebe"" intervenes; a desperate businessman uses his daughter as bait to close a deal; the neglected wife of a publisher romances a novelist, hoping it will give him the inspiration for the final chapter of his book.

E6. The Kissing Bandit/Mike and Ike/The Witness

Oct 21, 1978 · 60m

A shy young man becomes a completely different person at night; a businessman who doesn't have time for his family learns a valuable lesson; a man who believes his chances of survival are better at sea than as a witness in a gangland trial receives loving sympathy from a fellow passenger.

E7. Ship of Ghouls

Oct 28, 1978 · 60m

A magician keeps his engagement secret in order to dazzle female audiences, while his neglected fiancee turns to Captain Stubing for comfort; Doc and Gopher pursue a model who is afraid to face people after a recent accident; a boy with a habit of lying can't get anyone to help during a real time of need.

E8. Accidental Cruise/The Song is Ended/A Time for Everything/Anoushka

Nov 4, 1978 · 90m

An executive and his secretary are mistakenly assigned the honeymoon suite; a songwriter's music renews a woman's love for her husband; Captain Stubing meets his daughter by a former girlfriend; Julie helps give a Russian commissar a sexy new image.

E9. Till Death Do Us Part - Maybe/Chubs/Locked Away

Nov 11, 1978 · 60m

A ghost experiences jealousy as his mission to find his wife a new husband appears to be succeeding; overprotective Gopher mistakenly entrusts his kid sister to Doc to stave off the ship's wolves, not realizing that she's all grown up; a long-divorced couple is accidentally trapped in an isolated cabin.

E10. Tony's Family/The Minister and the Stripper/Her Own Two Feet

Nov 18, 1978 · 60m

Crew members make a valiant effort to keep six stowaways a secret from Capt. Stubing; a church member disapproves of her minister's new romance; a nearly-blind woman refuses to admit her problem until Doc intercedes.

E11. Heads or Tails/The Little People/Mona of the Movie

Nov 25, 1978 · 60m

A movie queen intimidates a businessman; two swingers make a bet on their chances with Julie; a man takes his diminutive parents on the cruise for their 25th wedding anniversary and finds romance.

E12. Folks from Home/The Captain's Cup/Legal Eagle

Dec 2, 1978 · 60m

Doc must perform a risky operation after an accident; one of the ship's laborers is recruited to replace a missing dignitary; a bitterly divorced man has it in for his ex-wife's attorney.

E13. Isosceles Triangle/El Kid/The Last Hundred Bucks

Dec 9, 1978 · 60m

A beauty can't choose between Captain Stubing and Doc; a man and his wife return to the ship with an orphaned boy; a hospital executive falls for a seemingly successful businessman.

E14. Double Wedding/The Dummies/Julie Falls Hard

Dec 16, 1978 · 60m

Identical twin sisters decide to swap fiances; a separated ventriloquist team use their dummies to rebuild their relationship; a handsome widower proposes to Julie, who has fallen in love with him and his teenage children.

E15. Second Time Around/The 'Now' Marriage/My Sister, Irene

Jan 13, 1979 · 60m

Doc's ex-wife hires an actor, who takes his role a bit too seriously, as her fiance; a philandering marriage counselor's wife seeks solace from Captain Stubing; a woman pretends to be her own sister for a reunion with a long-ago sweetheart.

E16. Gopher's Opportunity/Home Sweet Home/The Switch

Jan 20, 1979 · 60m

Gopher quits his job to manage a new hotel; a wealthy eccentric widow books a five-year passage and begins meddling in the crew members' lives; a magician tries to avoid his assistant by sending his brother to perform in his place.

E17. Like Father, Like Son/Don't Push Me/Second Chance

Jan 27, 1979 · 60m

A father takes too much of a liking to his son's new girlfriend; a bachelor is terrified at the idea of marrying his gung-ho girlfriend; the crew gives a troubled teen a chance at rehabilitation.

E18. Disco Baby/Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Ticket to Ride/Itsy Bitsy (1)

Feb 3, 1979 · 60m

Julie's high-school class holds its ten-year reunion on board the Pacific Princess.

E19. Disco Baby/Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Ticket to Ride/Itsy Bitsy (2)

Feb 3, 1979 · 60m

Julie's high-school class holds its ten-year reunion on board the Pacific Princess.

E20. Dream Ship/Best of Friends/Aftermath

Feb 10, 1979 · 60m

Crew members learn that Captain Stubing is under consideration to take over a prestigious cruise ship and go overboard to help their captain make an outstanding impression; a woman unknowingly makes a date with a friend's fiance; a disabled surgeon belittles Doc for practicing aboard a cruise ship until Doc makes a surprising diagnosis. GUEST STARS: Hans Conried, Ben Murphy, Donna Pescow, Carol Lynley, Richard Anderson, Diana Muldaur

E21. A Good & Faithful Servant/Secret Life of Burl Smith/Tug of War/Designated Lover

Feb 17, 1979 · 90m

A vacationing chauffeur and his wealthy employer fall in love; Gopher fantasizes that he is various flamboyant heroes; a separated couple vies for their son's affection; Reggie Jackson can't convince anyone that he really is the famous slugger.

E22. The Decision/Poor Little Rich Girl/Love Me, Love My Dog

Feb 24, 1979 · 60m

A terrier protects its owner from the advances of a gentleman; a waitress inherits a fortune and finds romance and a new life; Isaac laments his ill-fated love affairs.

E23. Funny Valentine/The Wallflower/A Home is Not a Home

Mar 3, 1979 · 60m

A wallflower is secretly followed by a shy milquetoast; Stubing is charmed by a fortuneteller; two honeymooning retirees are unexpectedly joined by their overprotective children.

E24. Ages of Man/Families/Bo 'n' Sam

Mar 10, 1979 · 60m

Julie ends up in the middle of an unusual love triangle when the visiting 13-year-old son of the head of the cruise line develops a crush on her at the same time that she is trying to win over a charming older passenger. Two longtime acquaintances find their attempt at building a romance complicated by their parents' antagonistic relationship: her father is publisher of the newspaper where he works; and his mother is leading the efforts to unionize the workers. In honor of Capt. Stubing's fifth anniversary at the helm, the crew pays two men to build a wooden model of the ship. The builders are left scrambling to undo the damage after the present accidentally gets smashed.

E25. Sounds of Silence/Cyrano de Bricker/Murder on the High Seas

Mar 17, 1979 · 60m

A singer tries to persuade his manager to let him abandon the shock tactics that made him famous and let his music speak for itself. He becomes even more determined to establish some credibility after he falls for a deaf friend of Julie's. Doc finds himself caught in the middle when an old friend grows tired of her inattentive husband's tendency to put gambling ahead of their relationship. Isaac becomes convinced that a couple plans to murder Capt. Stubing. Everyone initially believes that he is just too caught up in the murder mystery that he has been reading, but the captain and Gopher soon begin to share his suspicions.

E26. Super Mom/I'll See You Again/April's Return

May 5, 1979 · 60m

One-time stowaway April Lopez returns to the ship as a popular singer. However, she grows tired of the hassles of fame and decides that she would like to become a cruise director. Julie tries to show her the ropes, but April ends up creating havoc wherever she goes. A couple brings its four rambunctious children along on its second honeymoon. The woman repeatedly ignores her husband to tend to the children's needs, and April inadvertently creates further problems with their marriage. A buddy of Capt. Stubing's from his military days comes aboard, and is shocked to see the former USO star with whom he once had a romance. Due to a misunderstanding, each believes the other is to blame for cutting off their affair.

E27. Third Wheel/Grandmother's Day/Second String Mom

May 12, 1979 · 60m

Gopher gives his parents a cruise as a Mother's Day present. Gopher's father grows jealous of the close relationship between mother and son. An older couple, who has finally seen its youngest child move out of the house, is stunned by an unexpected pregnancy. A widower's teenage daughters repeatedly reject his new wife, but must rely on her help when they get into a jam in Mexico.