Series 3

E1. Episode 1

Oct 1, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * Kids * Lorna * Eve and the handyman * The immoral Mr Teas * Bedrooms and hallways * Neil Down sex therapist * Perfect blue * Doberman With this being the first of a new series we see a quick recap of the old shop from series 1+2 exploding. Nige ends up in heaven where a four-way arse god tells him that he likes Vids and they must keep watching videos. The end sketch is Stef and Nige’s attempt at washing the dishes…they put them in the washing machine.

E2. Episode 2

Oct 8, 1999 · 25m

Vids Reviewed: * Festen * Mavericks * The secret life of Jeffery Dahmer * Naked killer * Sex and Zen 3 * Tenabrae Stef gives Nige his monthly bath, scrubbing him down with a mop. “Go on get stuck in hahahaha,” says Nige.

E3. Episode 3

Oct 15, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * Existenz * The storyteller * The faculty * Underground Stef and Nige make tea. Consisting of, a bag of flour, some Doritos, a pot of tea. Follow Le chef Nige’s cooking instructions, “Gas mark 11, leave it three quarters of an hour go off have a wank or something, come back, perfect”. Although it does look like something was edited out right before Nige says “wank”…hmmm.

E4. Episode 4

Oct 22, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * The Idiots * Schitzopolis * Boxing clever * The Mike Tyson story * The washing machine * Dead of night * Children shouldn’t play with dead things * Blast from the past Stef and Nige must clean their rancid toilet. Stef breaks Nige’s arm and they get on with it. I’m damn sure that real shit was used for this as I think you can here the camera operator gagging and coughing.

E5. Episode 5

Oct 29, 1999 · 25m

E6. Episode 6

Nov 5, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * Sword of vengence * Heart * Gary Larsons tales from the far side * A woman called Abe Sada * Lock stock and two barrels of lager * UFO: Close encounters of the real kind * UFO Encounter * UFO Top secret Nige is abducted by a bunch of crap aliens and probed. Nige and Stef also try their hand and keeping fit, touching the toes and anal winking.

E7. Episode 7

Nov 12, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * Belly * Path of the dragon * Happiness * The girl slaves of Morgana Le Fey * Plunkett and Maclean * The Corrupter Nige is given a tattoo by Stef, Nige wants VIDS in big bold letters on his back but Stef ends up tattooing DIVS on him instead.

E8. Episode 8

Nov 19, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * Murder in a blue world * A star is porn * Apt pupil * Vinnie Jones’ great balls of fire * Johnny Vaughan’s all the rage * Frankie Dettori rides again * It’s not big and it’s not clever * Best laid plans Stef declares that the flat is in a state, so him and Nige clean it up as only they can, by making it worse than it already was. “Tidy house, tidy arse” As Nige said.

E9. Episode 9

Nov 26, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * The Matrix * Manumission the movie * Another day in paradise * The guide to G spots and multiple orgasms * The six million dollar man * The bionic woman * Human traffic * Jeremy Clarksons Head to head Nige tells us that the car is the modern Black Death. And the guys pay tribute to police squad by doing the freeze frame sketch over the end credits.

E10. Episode 10

Dec 3, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * Brown’s requiem * Sitcom * Tattoo * Love rites * Dawn of the dead * Virus Nige’s demented half brother Lingus comes to visit, and basically just annoys Nige for the whole of his stay, like brining up past child nicknames, Block-pants. Eventually Lingus is killed by Nige with a hammer who then returns as a zombie. They send him home in a taxi and he starts to talk about Wendy Craig’s “Rat-like” face.

E11. Episode 11

Dec 11, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * In dreams * Karate rule breakers * Darkman * Watcher in the attic * Tremors * Avalanche It’s almost Christmas time (“The season of dead turkeys and de-forested fir trees”) so the guys go out to the woods and chop down a tree, then decorate it with videotape and anything else they can find.

E12. Episode 12

Dec 17, 1999 · 25m

Vids reviewed: * Last night * 1999 * Snow oddessy * North Park * Darkness falls * Truck Turner * The snake strikes back * Eagle Vs Silver fox * It’s a wonderful life Stef doesn’t like Nige anymore, so Nige leaves and is going to chuck himself of a bridge but is visited by a four way arse angel who shows him what it would be like if he’d never born; Stef is a Kevin Cosnter fan and the flat is deserted. Nige returns and he and Stef have a unisex disco party.