Season 2

E1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Sep 9, 2019 · 6m

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

E2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

Sep 9, 2019 · 3m

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

E3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Oct 14, 2019 · 5m

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

E4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Oct 21, 2019 · 5m

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

E5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

Oct 28, 2019 · 6m

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

E6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Nov 4, 2019 · 4m

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

E7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Nov 11, 2019 · 7m

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

E8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Nov 18, 2019 · 4m

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

E9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Nov 25, 2019 · 5m

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

E10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Dec 2, 2019 · 5m

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

E11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Dec 9, 2019 · 5m

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

E12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Dec 16, 2019 · 5m

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

E13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Dec 23, 2019 · 5m

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

E14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Dec 30, 2019 · 4m

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

E15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

Jan 6, 2020 · 9m

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

E16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Jan 6, 2020 · 5m

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

E17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Jan 13, 2020 · 5m

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

E18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Jan 20, 2020 · 5m

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

E19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

Jan 27, 2020 · 8m

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

E20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

Feb 3, 2020 · 4m

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

E21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Feb 10, 2020 · 6m

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

E22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

Feb 17, 2020 · 5m

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

E23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Feb 24, 2020 · 4m

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.