Season 3

E1. YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Mar 2, 2020 · 5m

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

E2. News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Mar 9, 2020 · 7m

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

E3. “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

Mar 16, 2020 · 6m

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

E4. Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Mar 30, 2020 · 3m

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

E5. Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Apr 6, 2020 · 5m

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

E6. BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Apr 27, 2020 · 5m

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

E7. News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Mar 30, 2020 · 4m

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

E8. Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Apr 13, 2020 · 4m

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

E9. A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

Apr 20, 2020 · 6m

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

E10. U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

May 4, 2020 · 5m

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

E11. Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

May 11, 2020 · 8m

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

E12. Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

May 18, 2020 · 8m

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

E13. God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

May 25, 2020 · 5m

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

E14. My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Jun 1, 2020 · 4m

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

E15. Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

Jun 22, 2020 · 7m

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

E16. Good Morning, River View High!

Jun 8, 2020 · 4m

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

E17. Welcome to Bug News

Jun 15, 2020 · 4m

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

E18. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Jun 29, 2020 · 7m

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

E19. I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

Jul 6, 2020 · 4m

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

E20. Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Jul 13, 2020 · 8m

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

E21. All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Jul 27, 2020 · 4m

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

E22. Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

Aug 3, 2020 · 7m

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

E23. True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Aug 10, 2020 · 5m

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

E24. Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Aug 17, 2020 · 7m

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

E25. Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Aug 24, 2020 · 6m

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.