Butt Patrol

Ritchie Crownfield

General Wampus

Jon Briddell

Darren Jones

Rebecca Galarza

Jane Double

Keiko Agena

Dr. Margaret Yu

Tommy Snider

The Butt Hunter

Ezekiel Boston

Soldier

Chris Cavalier

Attendant

Rabon Hutcherson

Security Guard

Suzanne Jordan Roush

Higher-Up

Vince Pisani

Lab Tech

Dylan Saunders

Teddy (voice)

Jimmy Smagula

Nicholas (voice)

Sasha Hatfield

Rita Double