Season 3

E1. Boom!

Sep 20, 1991 · 24m

Urkel rescues an orangutan from laboratory experiments. Carl steps on a treadmill booby trapped with a bomb.

E2. Brain over Brawn

Sep 27, 1991 · 24m

Urkel's future hangs in the balance during a rope-climbing contest pitting brains against brawn to win Laura's affections.

E3. The Show Must Go On

Oct 4, 1991 · 24m

In the school play, Romeo Steve looks forward to kissing Juliet Laura when the original Romeo lands in the hospital with appendicitis.

E4. Words Hurt

Oct 11, 1991 · 24m

Sleepwalking Urkel undergoes hypnosis to uncover the cause of his anger: he thinks Carl hates his nerdy guts.

E5. Daddy's Little Girl

Oct 18, 1991 · 24m

Laura's behavior suddenly changes when she meets Carl's younger new partner and surf's up for Steve.

E6. Citizen's Court

Oct 25, 1991 · 24m

Urkel is so bugged when Carl squashes his pet beetle that he takes him to court - TV's Citizen's Court - to settle the matter.

E7. Robo-Nerd

Nov 1, 1991 · 24m

Steve creates the Urkelbot, a mechanical Urkel that is all too much like its creator.

E8. Making the Team

Nov 8, 1991 · 24m

When Laura gets snubbed by fellow cheerleaders, she seeks advice from Urkel, who tries out for the basketball team and ends up as equipment manager.

E9. Born to be Mild

Nov 15, 1991 · 24m

A street gang causes trouble for the Winslows, and things become personal when they vandalize Rachel's Place and attack Eddie. Carl wants to take matters into his own hands, but Urkel decides to infiltrate the gang and tricking them into confessing.

E10. The Love God

Nov 22, 1991 · 24m

Steve thwarts Eddie's potential romance, while Carl is undercover in drag.

E11. Old and Alone

Nov 29, 1991 · 24m

Laura may be sorry for banishing Urkel from her life: in her dreams, she's a 90-year-old spinster whose only visitor is a now-married Urkel.

E12. A Pair of Ladies

Dec 6, 1991 · 24m

Rachel reluctantly hires a loudmouthed, pushy Harriette to help at the restaurant; and Urkel bets the ranch on Carl's cutthroat poker game at home with the guys.

E13. Choir Trouble

Dec 20, 1991 · 24m

Steve joins the Winslows at church with faith that he'll get into the choir, but he's kicked out by new choir director Rachel, whose position has gone to her head.

E14. A Test of Friendship

Jan 10, 1992 · 24m

The Winslows are ripped off when Carl dozes off; Urkel takes the heat after helping Eddie cheat on a chemistry test.

E15. Jailhouse Blues

Jan 17, 1992 · 24m

Visiting cousin Clarence is a slick dude ready for some action in the Winslow 'hood and a bad influence on a vulnerable Eddie, who winds up being arrested together with Steve.

E16. Brown Bombshell

Jan 31, 1992 · 24m

Mother Winslow regales Eddie's classmates with tales of her late fighter-pilot husband and of World War II's Tuskegee Airmen.

E17. Food, Lies and Videotape

Feb 7, 1992 · 24m

Urkel enrolls in a home economics class with Laura, thinking it'll be a piece of cake, but he soon learns he less than an A-student.

E18. My Broken-Hearted Valentine

Feb 14, 1992 · 24m

Urkel again tries to intervene in Laura's budding romance with Daniel Wallace, whom Steve has learned is nothing but trouble. Laura believes Urkel is meddling in her love life and tells him to go away.

E19. Woman of the People

Feb 21, 1992 · 24m

When squeaky-clean Laura enters the race for student-council president, snooty rival Cassie Lynn vows to gather dirt on her. Meanwhile, neighbors elect Harriet Neighborhood Watch leader and Carl is down in the dumps about it.

E20. Love and Kisses

Feb 28, 1992 · 24m

Hoping to win Laura, Urkel strikes a deal with R&B singer Johnny Gill: his treasured baseball card in exchange for serenading her; Carl and Harriette discover that their honeymoon love nest is of the outdoor type.

E21. Stop, in the Name of Love

Mar 13, 1992 · 24m

Laura's encouraging words cast a love spell on Waldo; Carl and Lt. Murtagh trade insults in a food fight over Mother Winslow's bad driving.

E22. The Urkel Who Came to Dinner

Apr 3, 1992 · 24m

Urkel's stay at the Winslows brings chaos when he swallows a fish that Carl was "fish-sitting," urges Richie to fight a preschool bully and drives away Laura's study mate.

E23. Robo-Nerd II

Apr 24, 1992 · 24m

It's hasta la vista to the criminal element and hello Urkelbot after Urkel revives his robot for law-enforcement use in solving a rash of convenience store robberies on Carl's beat; meanwhile new shampoo changes the women.

E24. Dudes

May 1, 1992 · 24m

Laura sees red when Urkel, Eddie and Waldo appear on Dudes, a TV dating show that Laura claims is sexist; Carl's birthday gets little attention from his family.

E25. Farewell, My Laura

May 8, 1992 · 24m

Urkel plays bumbling, hard-boiled gumshoe Johnny Danger in a 1940s film noir spoof with Laura as a sultry client who needs protection for her aunt Rachel singer and supper-club owner marked for murder.