Season 7

E1. Get Your Freak Off

Nov 3, 2002 · 22m

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

E2. The Fat and the Furious

Nov 10, 2002 · 22m

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

E3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

Nov 17, 2002 · 22m

Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

E4. Goodbye Normal Jeans

Nov 24, 2002 · 22m

Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

E5. Dances with Dogs

Dec 1, 2002 · 22m

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

E6. The Son Also Roses

Dec 8, 2002 · 22m

Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

E7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

Dec 15, 2002 · 22m

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

E8. Full Metal Dust Jacket

Jan 5, 2003 · 22m

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

E9. Pigmalion

Jan 12, 2003 · 22m

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

E10. Megalo Dale

Jan 12, 2003 · 22m

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

E11. Boxing Luanne

Feb 2, 2003 · 22m

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

E12. Vision Quest

Feb 9, 2003 · 22m

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

E13. Queasy Rider

Feb 16, 2003 · 22m

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

E14. Board Games

Mar 2, 2003 · 22m

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

E15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy

Mar 9, 2003 · 22m

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

E16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

Mar 16, 2003 · 22m

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

E17. The Good Buck

Mar 30, 2003 · 22m

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

E18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

Apr 13, 2003 · 22m

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

E19. Be True to Your Fool

Apr 27, 2003 · 22m

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

E20. Racist Dawg

May 4, 2003 · 22m

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

E21. Night and Deity

May 11, 2003 · 22m

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

E22. Maid in Arlen

May 18, 2003 · 22m

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

E23. The Witches of East Arlen

May 18, 2003 · 22m

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.