Season 8

E1. Patch Boomhauer

Nov 2, 2003 · 22m

When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.

E2. Reborn to Be Wild

Nov 9, 2003 · 22m

Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.

E3. New Cowboy on the Block

Nov 16, 2003 · 22m

The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.

E4. The Incredible Hank

Nov 23, 2003 · 22m

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.

E5. Flirting with the Master

Nov 30, 2003 · 22m

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.

E6. After the Mold Rush

Dec 7, 2003 · 22m

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

E7. Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

Dec 14, 2003 · 22m

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.

E8. Rich Hank, Poor Hank

Jan 4, 2004 · 22m

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

E9. Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

Jan 25, 2004 · 22m

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.

E10. That's What She Said

Feb 8, 2004 · 22m

A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

E11. My Hair Lady

Feb 15, 2004 · 22m

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

E12. Phish and Wildlife

Feb 22, 2004 · 22m

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.

E13. Cheer Factor

Mar 7, 2004 · 22m

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.

E14. Dale Be Not Proud

Mar 14, 2004 · 22m

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

E15. Après Hank, le Deluge

Mar 21, 2004 · 22m

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.

E16. DaleTech

Mar 28, 2004 · 22m

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

E17. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

Apr 18, 2004 · 22m

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.

E18. Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

Apr 25, 2004 · 22m

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

E19. Stressed for Success

May 2, 2004 · 22m

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

E20. Hank's Back

May 9, 2004 · 22m

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

E21. The Redneck on Rainey Street

May 16, 2004 · 22m

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.

E22. Talking Shop

May 23, 2004 · 22m

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.