Season 7

1973–1974

Sep 15, 1973 · 54m

Once again Jim Nabors is Carol's first guest for the season. In skits, Carol and Roger (Harvey Korman) move into a new high-rise apartment; Nabors joins in spoofs of TV series "Yung Fool" and "Black Archie". Carol sings "True Blue You". Nabors sings "And I Love You So". The cast performs "Come Back to Me".

E2. Tim Conway, Charo

Sep 22, 1973 · 54m

A man is uncomfortable visiting a unisex beauty salon; a magazine interviewer attempts to get the story about a Spanish star's home life, but her mother gives him trouble. Charo performs "Midnight Guitar" and joins other cast members in "Luck Be a Lady".

E3. Gloria Swanson

Sep 29, 1973 · 54m

Carol and Sis: Dinner Invitation; I've Been Around / A New-Fangled Tango; The Old Folks: Golf Tournament; Tonight at Eight / If Mama Was Married; The Guilty Man; Charwoman: Silents is Golden

E4. John Byner and Helen Reddy

Oct 6, 1973 · 54m

Spoofs of the "The Most Unforgettable Television Commercials of the Year", including Imperial margarine, Post Grape Nuts cereal, Minute Maid orange juice, and Pledge cleaning spray. Another episode of "Nora Desmond", silent film star, who plans her own funeral with the aid of an "instant-eulogy" expert. Helen Reddy performs "Don't Mess with a Woman" and joins Carol for "A Little Bit of Sunday" and "Dixieland Firehouse".

E5. Eydie Gorme and Paul Sand

Oct 13, 1973 · 54m

The Parolee; Take One Step; Honeymoon Sweet; Royalty; Salute to Movie Series: Young Dr. Kildare / The Cisco Kid / Tarzan / The Wolfman; The Dead End Kids: Gee, Officer Krupke!

E6. Ken Berry, Tim Conway, and Jack Weston

Oct 20, 1973 · 54m

Computer Date; It's Not Where You Start; The Operation; Tacky Lady: The Lady is a Tramp; Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde; Elizabethan Rhythm

E7. John Byner

Oct 27, 1973 · 54m

Parodies of cowboy showdowns, courtroom dramas and the TV series "Girl in My Life"; a sketch about a group encounter session; Carol as a court stenographer sings "I've Gotta Be Me"; and a musical salute to upbeat songs from World War I to the present.

E8. Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand

Nov 3, 1973 · 54m

Highlights include: "Double Calamity", a parody of "Double Indemnity" with Steve in the role played in the original by Fred MacMurray and Carol in the Barbara Stanwyck role; Steve sings "I've Got You Under My Skin"; a fat woman (Carol) attempts exercises to a TV exercise show hosted by Lyle; and a salute to Irving Berlin's 85th birthday.

E9. Petula Clark and Tim Conway

Nov 10, 1973 · 54m

The Ham Actor: Contact Lenses; Silver Spoon; Airline Security; The Old Flame; As the Stomach Turns: Marian's Problem; Salute to the '50s and '60s: Yesterday Once More / Born to Hand Jive / Peppermint Twist

E10. Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence

Nov 17, 1973 · 54m

With Steve, Carol is a liberated woman and with Tim it's another scene. Carol also does her Shirley Temple character, Rhoda Dimple, the young businesswoman, in a Civil War film. The finale, "Those Were the Days" pays tribute to Thanksgiving. Note: this originally scheduled episode was preempted and appears to have never aired.

E11. Carol & Sis; Back Alley

Dec 1, 1973 · 54m

Sketches include: a spoof of TV commercials; fashion models act as though they're posing for everyday life; in "Carol and Sis", Carol has the flu and Roger won't come near her; Carol is left by her lover (Harvey Korman) on his wedding day, and he comes back to visit her every few years. Musical numbers include: "The Shape of Things", "Ships in the Night" and "Those Were the Days".

E12. Lucette Aldous, Tim Conway, and Edward Villella

Dec 8, 1973 · 54m

Airplane; It's Today; The Oldest Man: The Conductor: William Tell Overture; Ballet: Corsaire; The Ham Actor: The Drunk; Charwoman: Swan Lake / For All We Know

E13. Ruth Buzzi/Richard Crenna

Dec 15, 1973 · 54m

Adam and Eve 12; Just Squeeze Me / Oh, You Beautiful Doll; Celebrities and Peasants; Salute to Bad Girls: The Graduate / All About Eve; Raised to be Rotten; Mimeo

E14. Dick Martin and Anthony Newley

Dec 22, 1973 · 54m

A salute to movie detectives including Sherlock Holmes and Sam Spade; sketch about a stuffy Englishman (Newley) meeting a wino (Martin); a production number of Newley songs. Newley solos "What Did You Do in the Great War, Daddy?", and duets "The People Tree" with Carol.

E15. Monkey Man/The Ad Men

Jan 5, 1974 · 54m

Monkey Man; Maybe This Time; Stella Toddler: Grauman's Chinese Theater; In Buddy's Eyes; The Ad Men; With a Pow! Pow! With a Bang! Bang! Bang!

E16. Eydie Gorme and Paul Sand

Jan 12, 1974 · 54m

Sketches include Miss Burnett and Sand as newlyweds arguing before they leave the church; Korman and Sand as odd-couple astronauts on their way to Mars; and Eydie, Carol, Harvey and Lyle Waggoner as estranged mates planning new marriages. Miss Gorme and Miss Burnett offer a musical salute to great ladies of the musical theater.

E17. Carl Reiner

Jan 19, 1974 · 54m

Accident Prone; Send in the Clowns; Funny Lady; Supermarket Checker; La Caperucita Roja: Little Red Riding Hood

E18. Tim Conway/Steve Lawrence

Feb 2, 1974 · 54m

The oldest living wardrobe man (Tim) has problems helping an actor (Harvey Korman) perform a quick change between acts of a play; the night before his wedding, a bachelor (Steve) asks his fiancee's sister (Carol) on a date. Steve performs "Here's That Rainy Day" and "Rainy Days and Mondays". And a salute to George and Ira Gershwin.

E19. Vincent Price, Joel Grey

Feb 9, 1974 · 54m

Carol and Sis: The Boyfriend; Rhoda Dimple; The Wit and Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln; The Switchboard; Spy Story; Punch and Judy Show: Comedy Tonight / Punch and Judy

E20. Bernadette Peters, Tim Conway

Feb 16, 1974 · 54m

As the Stomach Turns: The Exorcist; Blame It on My Youth; The Meeting; Two-Man Sub; Gangster Movie: The Assassin

E21. Tim Conway and Eydie Gorme

Feb 23, 1974 · 54m

A brutal Nazi interrogator (guest Tim Conway) tortures a POW (Lyle) with a Hitler hand puppet; guest Eydie Gorme performs "The Way We Were" and "How About Me"; a spoof of "The Thin Man" with Lyle and Vicki as Nick and Nora; and Vicki Lawrence plays a fortune teller giving Carol a lively reading.

E22. Steve Lawrence

Mar 9, 1974 · 54m

PTA mothers argue over who's the best singer; Houdini's daughter (Carol) has some trouble with her escape attempts; a woman orders a hit on her boring husband, but then wants to call it off; and a production number about drifters.

E23. The Jackson Five and Roddy McDowell

Mar 16, 1974 · 54m

Talk and Duet Medley: Exactly Like You / She's Funny That Way / They Didn't Believe Me / Tea for Two / Speak Low / So in Love; Short Film: Roddy McDowall in the Makeup Chair for Planet of the Apes; The Family: The Reunion; The Carpenters; Dancing Machine; Bus Stop; Brief Encounter; Music School Medley: This Old Man / ABC

E24. Francine Beers and John Byner

Mar 23, 1974 · 54m

Carol and Harvey come in to rob a diner, but end up working there instead. In the final sketch of the "Carol and Sis" series, a pushy neighbor invites herself to Roger and Carol's anniversary dinner. Vicki Lawrence sings her hit, "Mama's Gonna Make It All Better". Two scientists build female robots. For the finale, a spoof of country-western award shows.

E25. TV Commercials/Friends/Lucky Lady/The Old Folks

Apr 6, 1974 · 54m

Show segments include: the perennial loser in a bar scene; "Old Folks" sketch about the energy crisis; a spoof of women's sob story game shows; and a circus mini-musical production number. Carol sings "Al" and the cast performs "Apache Talk".