Candy Van Finger Bang

Curtis Armstrong

Candy Van Man (voice)

Vanessa Bayer

Cheryl (voice)

Clancy Brown

Doctor (voice)

Felix Colgrave

Surgeon (voice)

E. G. Daily

Anthony (voice)

Shane Dering

Raul (voice)

Ashley Fink

Jennifer (voice)

Brian Frisk

Narrator (voice)

Dan Gordon

Chad (voice)

Tiffany Haddish

Delsyia (voice)

Kyle Kinane

Chomp (voice)

Christine Lakin

Claire (voice)

Bobby Lee

Li Ching (voice)

Natasha Leggero

Josephine (voice)

Yuri Lowenthal

Billy (voice)

Tress MacNeille

Lola (voice)

Eric Magnussen

Santa (voice)

Candi Milo

Gladys (voice)

Katy Mixon

Mrs. Blaylock (voice)

Katie Morgan

Wallaby (voice)

Kumail Nanjiani

Dick Genie (voice)

Tommy Nishimura

Sada (voice)

Bill Oakley

Nerdy Student (voice)

Chris Osbrink

Husband (voice)

Rob Paulsen

John (voice)

Nasim Pedrad

Promgirl (voice)

Jim Rash

Cowboy Dad (voice)

Enn Reitel

Japanese Deputy (voice)

Dana Snyder

Goon (voice)

Tara Strong

Gretchen (voice)

Nick Swardson

Beth (voice)

Lesley Ann Warren

Drifting Lady (voice)

Fred Willard

911 Call (voice)

Ben Wolfinsohn

Ben (voice)

Miley Yamamoto

Lana (voice)

Niki Yang

Michiko (voice)